apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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