I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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