Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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