id be glad to
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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