I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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