Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
