I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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