Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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