She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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