It's Friday. Sex?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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