I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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