is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
do herpes really smell.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
