is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
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