who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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