before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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