On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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