Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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