So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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