god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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