Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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