Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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