I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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