i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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