I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I forget how to act sober
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