He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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