drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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