We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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