Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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