I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Randomize
