I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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