I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I have so many feelings about this burrito
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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