at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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