office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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