We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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