You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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