She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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