Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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