It's Friday. Sex?
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Randomize
