Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
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That's how twitter works, right?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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