forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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