I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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