i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Randomize
