now i know why i became what i already was.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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