I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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