The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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