What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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