Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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