im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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