He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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