I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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