I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Randomize
